Liam I love you but what does Kanye West have to do with Twitcam breaking the heart of every girl in America right now
welcome to night blogging, where the posts are shit and the notes don’t matter
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me: hey can you pick me up from my friends house?
mum: k wat tym shud i pik u up x
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there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
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the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
